Family

Mother: I love you, Mom. Thanks.
Father: Clean up YOUR mess, I'll clean up mine.
Sister: Sometimes being a big sister is tough; being a little brother, though, is ALWAYS tough.
Aunt: Yes, Dr. Squire. The tactical nuclear weapons are in place. Those damn Canucks will never know what hit them.
Cousin Mike: I need to learn those stories, man. Have fun... and you're only as old as your heart.
Psuedo-Sisters:

Lizz: ::big warm fuzzy Dave teddy bear hugs:: Smile, Lizz. For me.
Dee: Things are never so bad that they can't get worse... or won't get better.